Luffa/ Loofah seeds

I am looking for a loofah, not the seeds but the luffa part. It’s way too dry here for me to grow a Luffa plant ( I did try) but in the meantime I’ve been trying to buy a loofah and I just can’t because I don’t want a small one from China – I want to large loofah for my large legs! the supermarkets don’t have any. I did order some on ebay but they both not turned up, I suspect they were fake ebay sellers. It looks like you actually grow luffa so I thought I might ask you if you will send me a Loofah please? I will pay for the less than 500g parcel post $8.95 postage..